Always Wanted FatMonsters.Com

For those of you who may not have known me back in college circa 1998-99 when the internets were hott and everyone wanted a start-up -- I desperately wanted to create an urban fetch (before there WAS an urban fetch, claro) that brought junk food to the masses...the fatmonsters, that is. Of course, it was called fatmonsters.com. Brilliant, no? But instead, I took a job making drugs and the internets imploded and everyone lost money and became healthy and thinspirated. Glad I avoided that disaster. Anywho, here it is... my fat monster.